rotflmaolidgas

rolling on the floor laughing my ass of like i don't give a shit.

(in im)
me: hey, guess what. i got a 49 on math test.
stupid ass friend: really, i got a 99, rotflmaolidgas. you so stupid! mwahaha.
me: drop dead.
me has logged off at 12:59:59 EST.
stupid ass friend: you still there?
me's auto answer: you go away, stupid carpet licker. I have a life.

by EugenidesPerseus February 16, 2008

roflmaoihbltdgtmittsibosnioetihas

roll on floor laughing my ass off it hurt but luckily the doctors got to me in time to sew it back on so now im okay even though i have a scar

i was roflmaoihbltdgtmittsibosnioetihas when i saw your mom

by njkyhyghytu April 12, 2011

roflmaotj

Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Ass off to Japan.

Nobody uses this acronym.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

roflmfaotisc

Another term for rolling on floor laughing my f**ckin ass off but a new twist......Rolling on floor laughing my f**ckin ass off til i start crying

person:Yo dude this happend and.....
Person 2:omg r u serious!!! roflmfaotisc

by Nicole Clark January 27, 2008

ROFLMAOPIMS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Shoes
Only For use when it is truly amazingly funny that you not only fall to the floor literally but you piss yoruself.

Why are your pants wet? Uh I did a ROFLMAOPIMS from what she said to me in the tech suport call...

by Kineticartist June 6, 2009

roflmaotic

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Cry

lucas got pantsed which exposed his small penis. it was a roflmaotic situation

by dickmouth123 August 6, 2008

ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.

Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!

by Weaseal December 30, 2008