the old dirt road

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 04, 2014

Long Dirt Road

Assigned fault on someone who is not likely responsible for their circumstances

He lives down a long dirt road.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

Dirt road chicken

A partridge or chicken on a dirt road. Because they're the same fucking bird.

Fuck that dirt road chicken, choot it!

by Partridge October 19, 2021

dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

by Franklyn H July 31, 2022

Dirt road Sarah

My besties she gave some bomb head on a dirt road. Aka dusty

Dirt road Sarah gave me some bomb ass head last night.

by Dusty August 14, 2017

Long Dirt Road

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

by WhoDatSN September 03, 2012

head for that dirt road

The bro country equivalent of "sex on the down low ". Code for Bro sex usually in sub urban areas where guys pretend to be country.

After work I'm gonna have some cold ones with my bro, we might pop the tailgate on the Raydo and head for that dirt road.

by Grit Sharpenson November 15, 2017