stepping razor

A dangerous person that is not to be messed with, referring to the fact that they are quick to fight

The one thing that I can guarantee
I'm like a stepping razor, I suggest you stay fair with me

- Godlovesugly, Atmosphere

by delasoul November 7, 2007

Ritort

The term was created in 2021 August 13th from a great shaolin named Ranton

it literally means "Dumb fuck idiot piece of shit"

Person1: Have you played bloodborne?
Person2: No.
Person1: fuckin' ritort

by Yshuna_ August 13, 2021

Heppum's Razor

"The most lol explanation is the truth."

This is from Encyclopedia Dramatica. It means that the funniest, or most "lol worthy", explanation is the truth.

When trying to find out who raped and murdered that girl, remember Heppum's Razor.

by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

Rigor mortis

Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.

Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Charles Riordon

An ice hockey player from Edmonton, Alberta that is 75% fat ass and 25% retard. He plays in the Western States Hockey League and is most well known for sucking the referee’s dick in between periods. Jizz consumption is the biggest part of his diet, and considering his monstrous size and weight, he must consume a whole lot of it.

“Charles Riordon‘s jizz filled ass is almost as big as his ego.”

by Fresno Monsters 101 February 29, 2020

ricorope

Mens 24k gold neck chain

He looked suave in his ricorope.

by Carla Christensen December 21, 2007

Cidu's Razor

Cidu's Razor is the opposite of Occam's Razor. Occam's Razor is the idea that the simplest explanation for something is usually the answer. Cidu's Razor is the idea that the most convoluted conspiracy theory possible is the likely explanation for something.

Cidu's razor is gaining fast popularity within the personal nicotine vaporizer forum community due to Cidu's wild explanations for reasons behind everything.

And example of Cidu's Razor

Joe: "Why is Suzy late?"
Steve: "She probably slept in late."
Cidu: "Yanno, I did notice she's a fan of Ayn Rand, and really annoying that strange guy from the masonic lodge with trilateral commission connections. He probably took care of her. They'll do that you know. Just make people disappear. Happens all the time. You people have no idea how the world really works."

-10 minutes later-

Suzy: "Sorry I'm late, I overslept".

by Zo Fryer March 4, 2010