dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

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Rip my dick off

A term describing when you are so mad you are going to rage quit. (Usually used in gaming).

(Someone just RDM'd you)

"Fuc*! I'm going to rip my dick off!!

by Nitro Blaster May 19, 2014

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Ripping Your Dick Off

To masturbate furiously, without cessation.

"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."

by NotBillClinton April 10, 2015

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Rip your dick off

When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off

I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF

by eric mcleir April 5, 2019

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Rip yer dick off

A "fuck you!" sort of exclamation.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.

Dorian: So yeah, I think we should break up. I met this SUPER hot girl at Sebastion's party last night. We totally made out.

Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?

Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.

July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!

by Patricia Brare January 21, 2009

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