ring ding

a word commonly used in comedy acts. believed to be a hostest treat. never actually existed but stereotyped as what fat people eat.

i drew the short straw, i gotta order for the whole construction site. lets seeee... ill need 47 cups of coffee, 31 slim jims, 2 packs of tic-tacs and 82 packs of ring dings.

by suckers December 11, 2003

Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018

ring ding

A coordinated act in which two adults urinate simultaneously into the same toilet, with one participant seated and the other standing, the latter positioning themselves to direct urine through the space between the seated participant’s legs.

Due to poor planning and limited facilities, the situation briefly devolved into a ring ding.

by tintwisted January 16, 2026

bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger January 31, 2017

ring a ding

a nickname for a cute and smart young boy, especially a son, grandson, or nephew.

Hey, ring a ding, let's have some fun. Stop thinking so much.

by ScottX November 20, 2006

Fling-a-ding Ring

An expression used when someone (usually a female), is casually dating someone (usually a male), but it suddenly proposed to. The proposal is usually rejected.

No wonder! It was a fling-a-ding ring!

by rslev December 28, 2010

Ring-a-ding

Another word for "hanky-panky" or a sexual activity. Also known as a game of Post Office.

1. Tonight after dinner, my wife's gonna give me some ring-a-ding.

2. How 'bout you come to the back for a little ring-a-ding?

by B. Helt February 19, 2013