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Rigormortits

REALLLLY firm tits.
Hey, her tits are so hard I think rigormortits has set in.
by CBlack May 10, 2010
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rigor blumpkin

an act of necrophilia by which a person recieves a blumpkin from a corpse
Don't piss me off or I'll kill you and make you give me a rigor blumpkin! - Tino
by Andy D February 16, 2005
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rigor viva

Tension or numbness in the extremities felt in the period building up to or during the petit mort. Like rigor mortis but you feel it before you cum not after you die.
"That big ol' dick really gave me a touch of the rigor viva in the tips of my toes while it was re-arranging my guts."

"I grabbed her ass so tight my hand got rigor viva."
by OwenF August 17, 2018
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Rigormortiscel

When an incel is so fucking desperate they'll fuck a corpse
At least a corpse doesn't treat you like shit

Yo, this ni🅱️🅱️a a rigormortiscel
by Thisshitwild September 3, 2019
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rivour

Smiling, patient, and kind hearted girl that loves adventure and life. Never takes negative energies into account. Only hopes the best for those around experiencing a hard time.
Rivour is so loving and kind but doesn’t put up with peoples negatives attitude. She’ll make sure you leave w a smile
by Miagar August 26, 2020
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rigor mortis

guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.
by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023
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de-rigorize

The act of engaging in activities that debilitate the faculties, either mental or physical, and tend to have as their object or end result things that produce short term gains at the expense of long term improvement. Most commonly associated with imbibing substances, such as alcohol or marijuana. In contrast with those who rigorize, those who de-rigorize tend to not as readily realize or accept what will result from their actions. It is, as a rule of thumb, then, less dictated by sound rational choice and conscious decision than the act of rigorizing.
Because Jimmy had been rigorizing over his books so extensively, he decided he could de-rigorize to the tune of a few doobies and a six pack last night.

To rigorize or de-rigorize, that is the question.

To his dismay, Smith realized that since he had been de-rigorizing almost exclusively for the past week, he would be unable to rigorize for the next 4 days, and thus would fail out of school.

In the midst of de-rigorizing one night, Terra realized she was not devoting enough time to improving herself. Upon having this epiphany, she immediately ceased de-rigorizing and drove to the library to rigorize.
by Bill Manning. February 4, 2010
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