Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.

Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.

by Modifier September 02, 2013

ribbon-patriot

Folks who decorate their cars with every magnetic ribbon they can buy in a gas station. One is never enough....

The parking lot is filled with ribbon-patriots today!

by Flatline Hutchison June 11, 2005

Cutting the ribbon

The act of being the first in attendance to a club, bar, or party.

1. Man, we got to the club entirely to early. We cut the ribbon on that bitch.

2. I was expecting the party to be poppin tonight. We ended up cutting the ribbon at 11.

by MacMasta May 10, 2011

Ribbon Worthy

A person who is eligible to receive a gift wrapped in expensive ribbon, because they truly appreciate the value of the ribbon.
(They don't just rip it off and throw it away)

I wrapped her gift in vintage, French, satin ribbon because she is truly ribbon worthy.

by Bahrainz December 25, 2008

rectum ribbon

Toilet paper

Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!

by Gary2234 May 19, 2011

white ribbons

Cumming so powerfully that your semen flies through the air, looking like white ribbons.

My boyfriend kept flying white ribbons last night, it took hours to clean up!

by Mars'seile December 23, 2015

blue ribbon

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005