Paul Revere

The modern day "Paul Revere" is a way of notifying fellow citizens at a social gathering of sexual conquests you have just made with a drunken whore. Upon exiting the sex arena, and returning to a party with said whore upon your arm, you either throwing up one finger-vagina, or two- ass, indicating which orafice you penetrated, to forewarn your bros of the possible angles of attack. Several variations exist depending on levels of sexual deviance, perhaps 2 being ass to mouth, or bondage. Nonetheless, it requires mutual understanding among all citizenry to be effective.

*Frat bro Joey walks down stairs with stumbling sorority girl, confidently waving two fingers to any brother he sees*

Chad- "Ohh shit, 2 if by rear, Paul Revere rides onn"

* hi five ensues*

Joey- " helll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again...."
....

* Brief period of confusion...*

Joey-" ..Yea... just fuck her in the ass, shes down."

Chad- "Ohhhh, word bro."

by boners mcgee November 18, 2009

Paul Revere

A midnight beer/booze run

Hey dude, we are running low on Beer, Im gonna make a Paul Revere, be back in 30.

by DGarrett November 8, 2009

Paul Revere Virus

A (fictional?) virus that is revolutionary. It does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack; once if by LAN, twice if by C/:

Paul Revere instructed Robert Newman to put one lantern in the steeple to signal the British soldiers were coming by land; and to put two to signal that the British soldiers were coming by sea.

1.
Person::A:- Man, this prompt called Paul Revere Virus came up on my PC, telling me that my hard disk was going to be attacked
Person::B:- It came up once?
Person::A:- Yeah
Person::B:- You should make sure your coworkers aren't planning anything

by Jaex January 3, 2009

Midnight Ride of Paul Revere

when you and another woman begin to have anal sex in the middle of the night, you ride her around the room with your dick in her ass until you climax and then you yell "<your name> is cumming, <your name> is cumming!"

Paul: Aye how was that party last night.
Chris: Oh dude it was fuckin crazy, I re-enacted The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere on this girl.
Paul: Dude... you're fucked up.

by patrick's positions August 18, 2009

paul revere

to fuck a girl in the ass while recieving a piggy back from your woman.

"kelsi was bein a bitch last night so i forced her into the paul revere"

by kewp August 28, 2006

Paul Revere

When a male is having anal sex with a muscular big female. He sits on her biack and has anal sex with her while she is on all fours walking around on the bed. When the male is about to cum he screams "The British Are Cumming, The British are Cumming."

Guy 1 : "Hey i rode that girl so hard last night"
Guy 2 : "Did you do the Paul Revere??"
Guy 1 : "Of Course Bro"

by Demosthenes1836 February 22, 2011

paul revere

A sexual practice in which one lights a lantern and inserts it into the vaginal cavity of a female. The vaginal lips are then parted when the menstrual cycle begins, shining a light onto an otherwise dark room as a sign of warning against the "Red Coats".

Yeah, I guess i should have guessed that I'd get a bad case of blood-cock when she gave me the Paul Revere.

by the world wide web is very funny to me July 25, 2008