Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.
by Captain Standley May 13, 2007
An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.
by ahoythar. September 23, 2010
by Jaidee June 19, 2006
Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.
During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.
by DB Wyld April 22, 2021
by DaveyG1986 June 06, 2007
Someone of ultimate extent of being a moronic individual past of that who is considered a "retard", and also a clumsy spaz. Not having to do with being mentally challenged or impaired, a RETURD is vast in a level of stupidity.
Philip: Haha, did you just see what happened to Ryan? That dude just tried to jump off the building upside-down.
Allen: Yeah, I saw it. That guy is definitely a returd.
Allen: Yeah, I saw it. That guy is definitely a returd.
by Say Tech-E September 09, 2005
by Cramhead July 04, 2009