Returd

Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.

Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Returd

An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.

He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!

by ahoythar. September 24, 2010

Returd

Similar to retard but with a funny addition to it.

Ehmagad, he is such a returd!

by Jaidee June 19, 2006

returdation

Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.

During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.

by DB Wyld April 22, 2021

Returd

I little shit that keeps coming back

Dude, theres that returd that keeps following us

by DaveyG1986 June 28, 2007

Returd

Someone of ultimate extent of being a moronic individual past of that who is considered a "retard", and also a clumsy spaz. Not having to do with being mentally challenged or impaired, a RETURD is vast in a level of stupidity.

Philip: Haha, did you just see what happened to Ryan? That dude just tried to jump off the building upside-down.
Allen: Yeah, I saw it. That guy is definitely a returd.

by Say Tech-E September 24, 2005

Returd

When you poop and wipe your butt and then have to poop some more.

"God damn returds cost us half a roll of toilet paper, Mr. President!"

by Cramhead July 3, 2009