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sexual reproduction

the most embarrassing yet humorous (to some) topic to ever be talked about in a school classroom. Even worse if your crush is there.
Teacher: So today we are starting a new unit on sexual reproduction!

Class: *groans, laughs, blushes, just sits there etc*
by A Fellow Boi May 30, 2018
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-reproduces-

This term is most commonly used in a role playing situation, when things are getting heated with your roblox boyfriend you use the term -reproduces- in the chat, it adds spice and is the more formal word for having sex.
Bob: Dang Susie you are looking really good, do you want to get in the bed?
Susie: Of course. -reproduces-
by Ripebagelz February 14, 2021
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forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.
Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.
by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014
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Retrofucktastic

A social norm or custom that is so outdated or unnecessary its ridiculous and usually creates more problems than it ever solved, but also one that certain factions of society seem to want to hold on to for nostalgic purposes.
Jenny: I wonder why we never saw Laura Bush while idiot was president?
Joe: Because those down home Texas bastards think their women should be seen and not heard.
Jenny: Well that's pretty retrofucktastic.
by Ninetyninebottlesofawesome February 6, 2009
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reproductive system

the reproductive system is a series of organs that result in the reprduction of a baby here are the human reproductive organs
Male reproductive system-penis, vas deference, cowpers gland, seminal vesical, epidydmis, testicals, scrotum, sperm, semen, ect.

Female reproductive system-cervex, vagina, uterus, phallopian tube, eggs
the sex system reproductive system
by bobllup July 18, 2010
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reproduction

Is procreation and reproduction the meaning of life?
by prodeuce April 14, 2010
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reproduction

1. when two beings come together to make a smaller, louder, and more annoying being that will eventually grow up to do the same thing -perpetuating a disgusting and neverending cycle of filth.
2. something ugly people should never find out about.
it is very fortunate that rosie o'donnell is a lesbian; she is one fewer atrocity that will consider reproduction.
by skips August 22, 2003
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