by wtf is wrong with people February 21, 2020
Get the retrauq mug.The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.
The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'
Symptoms:
An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive
Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire
The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'
Symptoms:
An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive
Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire
Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs
"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."
"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"
"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."
"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"
"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."
"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."
"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."
"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"
"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."
"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"
"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."
"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."
by bigwillytom January 13, 2013
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reprazent: a street/hip hop spelling of represent
to reprazent means to show that ur proud of sumthin' like ur neighborhood, school, gang, wutever. if u feel alot of luv 'n pride 'bout something then u show it 2 tha world by tha threadz or tats or colors u rawk or tha graff or gang signs u throw up. that's reprazentin'
to reprazent means to show that ur proud of sumthin' like ur neighborhood, school, gang, wutever. if u feel alot of luv 'n pride 'bout something then u show it 2 tha world by tha threadz or tats or colors u rawk or tha graff or gang signs u throw up. that's reprazentin'
by urbStyle October 3, 2007
Get the reprazent mug.One who is more horrendous than an retard but still has the qualities of a functioning human being, yet they still continue to be a retard.
Leafy: Stereo, you should really stop fighting that man, you've lost three times.
Stereo: I'll beat him this time for sure.
Leafy: You dumb, stupid, retran, Stereo.
Stereo: I'll beat him this time for sure.
Leafy: You dumb, stupid, retran, Stereo.
by LeafoKujo11111111111 October 4, 2016
Get the Retran mug.Is a boy who is very kind,funny, and amazing. If you have a Retrac never get rid of him because he is awesome and you will always love him. -Bobbie
by Bobbie Fincannon May 16, 2018
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Get the Retration mug.Someone who previously underwent a gender transition, later detransitioned, and then transitioned again.
Detrans Friend: Hey, I thought you detransitioned, but I noticed you started going by a male name again.
Retrans Friend: Oh, yeah. Sorry, I forgot to mention it. Transitioning is the right thing for me right now, so I'm retransitioning. I'm glad I went through the experience of detransitioning though. It really clarified my understanding of my gender identity.
Detrans Friend: I'm happy for you! I know who to talk to if I ever decide to retransition in the future.
Trans Friend: Doing the paperwork for one name and gender change and going through one medical transition was hard. I don't know how y'all do it.
Retrans Friend: I'm never gonna financially recover from this.
Retrans Friend: Oh, yeah. Sorry, I forgot to mention it. Transitioning is the right thing for me right now, so I'm retransitioning. I'm glad I went through the experience of detransitioning though. It really clarified my understanding of my gender identity.
Detrans Friend: I'm happy for you! I know who to talk to if I ever decide to retransition in the future.
Trans Friend: Doing the paperwork for one name and gender change and going through one medical transition was hard. I don't know how y'all do it.
Retrans Friend: I'm never gonna financially recover from this.
by simoncow January 5, 2022
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