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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

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"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".
by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003
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Can’t relate

A phrase used by the iconic multi millionaire youtuber Jeffree Star. It means that if you never experienced something you cannot relate on it.
Local: I want to go into Gucci but I don’t think they’ll let me in because I look poor and homeless

Jeffree: Can’t relate *walks in and buys 10,000 worth of gucci*

Local: *cries in poor*
by Natexclip September 16, 2018
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Repeater

1) Someone who never has ideas or opinions of their own. Instead uses those of other people. In fear of their ideas or opinions being stupid. Also because if their "opinions" and "ideas" are attacked its not really their opinion or idea so they have more comfort. Or they are just huge conformists who are usually too lazy to learn about something and form an opinion on it themselves.

2) Someone who says the same thing over, tells stories multiple times, when they were only funny the first time. Or uses the same joke all the time.

How to tell if someone is the first type of repeater.

1) They express strong opinions, yet have one or two things to back it up, nothing else.
2) They never explain their copied opinions.
1)
person: Have you heard of Iron Maiden?
repeater: Who are they?
person: A Metal band.
person2: They suck.
repeater: Yeah they suck!

2)
person: Get off, I really don't want you on me.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: HAHAHA!
person: That was awesome.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: hahaha...
person: That one wasn't that good.
repeater: Thats what she said.
group: Shut the fuck up.
by joe725 December 25, 2007
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Replacementship

The relationship one enters immediately following a break-up. This can be done to help with the healing process, make your ex jealous, or hide the fact that you're still upset about things ending with the last person.
I'm in an open-replacementship... you can never have too many rebounds, right?
by AKB1011 June 2, 2011
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Related_

According to the urban legends Related is a creature that will join your party and leach on you forever. He is known as a cool guy and is willing to agree to anything. He sometimes threatens you with duel request and even mentions naked baby villagers when provoked.
Hypixel: Related_ has sent a duel request CLICK HERE!

Jake: Stfu I hate you, actual Wemmbu stan

Related: Who's that cool guy who just sent you a party request
by Wemmbu June 3, 2020
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I don't chase em i replace em

This phrase became popular from the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. song One More Chance.

Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.

If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.

Women for you are a dime a dozen.

This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.
Person 1: Hey man I heard Heather was playing games with you the other night at the club

Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.

Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..

Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.

Person 1: Thats how I roll bro
by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011
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Acute Urate Related Arthritis

A medically diagnosable condition that occurs when a student is asked a question in an exam on a topic that doesn't actually exist.
"I googled that question from the exam yesterday and it came up with no results. That gave me a serious case of acute urate related arthritis"
by Dwight A June 17, 2013
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