Reaching for top shelf

When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.

Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.

Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"

Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"

by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019

stop reaching

when someone tries way too hard but they end up sounding / looking stupid

bro 1 : hey gorgeous how you doin? can i buy u a drink?

girl : boy bye

bro 2 : bro stop reaching

by z too turnt May 20, 2016

Renchan

A website for discussing, sharing, downloading and otherwise viewing: Lolicon and Shotacon. Basicly the best thing since not4chan.

Renchan freaking pwnd not4chan.

by Beavermannn December 3, 2006

right retching

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.

I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching

by Frisky John September 21, 2006

help reaching the top shelf

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.

Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."

by Borazon March 14, 2022

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientific way to say go commit not alive.

"Alex, go commit oxygen not reaching lungs."
Alex proceeded to commit suicide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

rinchin

A little guy with an attitude.

My name is Rinchin--don't make me break my foot off in your butt!

by Auntie April 30, 2005