theory of relasstivity

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.

Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!

by Nyota June 29, 2014

rejase

to recycle; composed of "re-use junk as something else"

Paper and cardboard ought to be rejased for the sake of our forests

by Alf Holzem October 17, 2006

Reassurance

The art of continually repeating a lie you fabricated and subsequently keep making an ass out of yourself.

Girl: How Much Money Do You Make?

Dude: I make 52 an hr.

Girl: Oh

Dude: Yeah Im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.

Girl: Okay

Dude: <reassurance> Yeah making 52 an hr is like 2 grand a week. It's pretty sweet.

by COCO284 July 31, 2009

Rehassle

Noun (RI-Has- El) A very unwanted rehearsal. Used commonly amongst professional musicians especially when the only point to rehearse is to make sure that the singers know what they are doing. Also commonly used as subject lines in emails responding to rehearsal scheduling.

RE:Hassle

There better be beer at this rehassle or I will end up strangling those singers.

Couldn't we just give them karaoke tracks so we don't have to show up to this rehassle.

by Dirty Money D February 8, 2010

Resassed

Ressassed is when you give sass to someone and they reply with said sass. Ressassing is the act of being sassed after you sassed someone

A second definition includes:
DON'T TALK BACK FAGGOT I AM THE HEAD OF THIS CLASS DON'T YOU DARE RESPOND TO MY QUESTION, SCUM!

I believe i was just resassed, GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM SCOTT!

by BleepBloopBlepAT May 3, 2017

Reassuringly

a word you can use on people to get them to do something

Reassuringly I told him "it's ok you can make it through the whole video"

by jetty da idiot September 8, 2020

Mullet Reassignment Surgery

When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.

"Hey! Looking good!"

"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."

by Big Danny T January 29, 2014