Sweat and Regret

Having sex and but not liking who you had it with or regretting it. Sometimes because of drugs.

"Dude i totally had sweat and regret with this blond girl last night."

by preston29 January 26, 2010

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

Senior Regret

The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career

Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.

by Hnutbigpp May 9, 2023

mid sex regret

(heterosexual) a woman’s version of post nut clarity where she zones out mid intercourse and wonders why she’s having sex with that man.

“yeah, i got mid sex regret with him bro, idk”

by bebedaboobee September 25, 2025

Say it and forget it. Write it and regret it

A phrase referring to how words are communicated. Spoken words are fleeting and easily forgotten. Written words, on the other hand, are permanent and can have lasting consequences.

MIKE: Man, that's the third time Bobby's disrespected my mom on Facebook. I'm gonna comment that next time I see him, I'll beat his ass

JOHN: Don't do it. You can get in serious trouble with the law for that. Say it and forget it. Write it and regret it.

by TommyNoleBuc February 11, 2026

No regrets

The good feeling you get that follows you doing something really good or doing something you probably shouldn't have.

*Side effects of the second senario may result in some or many regrets at a later date.

1. I'm proud of what I did today. I tried my best, no regrets.

2. (After doing something crazy) That was awesome. I can't believe I did that, no regrets!

by GhostWriter429 August 11, 2016

After Fap Regrets

The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.

Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.

Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap

by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011