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Regina George 

Ignore some parts in my last definition saying about her goals n stuff and how she was killed. it was actually a naval railgun that did her in. The R9X was a backup. Her goals are defined as putting others down, making them feel inferior and oppressing everyone. And by the way, it took heavy gunfire from an AC-130, A-10, hundreds of M1 tanks, rockets, high-explosive anti tank rounds, heavy carpet bombing from a B-2 and every other ridiculously powerful non-nuclear weapon in the US army arsenal to weaken her first before the MQ-9 could deliver its killing blow. The army pumped hundreds, possibly thousands, of depleted uranium rounds, HEAT rounds and enough bombs to level a city into the mean girl before she showed any signs of weakeness. It was madness. The whole fight took place in manhattan. The city was evacuated. Think Cloverfield but with a mean girl in place of the monster. Regina was then pushed out to the coast by the wall of tanks, gunships and fighter jets where a naval battleship fired its railgun at her followed by the R9X missile.
Regina George casually shrugged off direct hits from weapons that easily destroy an entire city in one shot. They say the meaner a girl is, the more indestructible she is. You can never be truer. Unlike cloverfield though, no nuke was required. But it was discussed and a B-52 carrying a nuke had indeed been prepared.
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The worst thing that humanity has ever seen. Jesus crucified himself after seeing the monstrosity. Satan cowered in fear when he heard her voice. She is the embodiment of pure evil. She is the omen, the cloverfield monster, pennywise, and Cthulhu all combined into one entity. The guy who pulled the trigger (or, more realistically, pressed the button) on the naval railgun that did her in is a true hero. The entire army who rightfully used excessive force against her are all heroes. If she was allowed to run free, humanity would be doomed. She would have manipulated nations into starting nuclear wars.
Hitler, Stalin, bin laden, Mao Zedong and xi jinping all combined are merely a harmless joke compared to regina george.

Regina George 

An evil alien sent to earth to destroy humanity. Rumours say she was sent from krypton by general zod which explains why it was so hard to defeat her. Although she wasn’t flying around shooting lasers from her eyes or anything like superman does. Superman was enjoying a lavish holiday in Dubai when Regina attacked lower manhattan that day.
Regina George was sent from krypton by zod to destroy earth. How the US military managed to defeat her without krypton its was a major accomplishment. Meanwhile superman was relaxing in a superyacht in Dubai sharing the luxury with a few billionaires.

Regina George 

Some few years ago...
An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...

2 years ago....

The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........

Help us....she’s still alive
Guy 1:Holy Shit did you see that thing!

Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!

Regina George 

The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason the US economy is in the shitter, resulting in high gas prices, bank foreclosures and more people losing their homes because they cant pay their taxes. the reason people are saving as much money as they can and cutting back, the reason we have to come up with alternative fuels like biodiesel and hydrogen fuel, the reason tariffs are so high, the reason the US dollar doesn't buy shit anymore and isn't worth as much as it used to, the reason so many aircraft crashes occurred this year, the reason Boeing is falling behind in quality control and killing their whistleblowers, the reason manufacturing jobs are all in china and products made today are junk and never last for anything (take modern Boeing planes for example) and the reason society has become so aggressively and violently polarised.
The economy really sucks right now thanks alot Regina George for screwing it up. Thousands have died as a result of her. Mostly from dying in plane crashes. For some reason Regina has targeted Boeing and is making them dangerous. God forbid she decides to move onto Airbus… she spearheaded the enshittification epidemic.

Regina George gay 

A Regina George gay is usually a gay man that acts like/thinks he is Regina George or Alison DiLaurentis, a mix between twink and mean girl Usually racist, homophobic to other gays or just a straight up bully.
“Omg he is such a Regina George gay”

“Did you see him bully that girl into hiding… he’s such a Regina George gay”

“Did you see that he got caught saying the n word with the HARD R?? Such a Regina George gay”
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A few minutes before the Taylor Swift concert started, people were sitting in their seats and preparing for her to perform. Suddenly, Regina George appeared on the stage in a puff of dark smoke like some sort of black magic entity.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the venue except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his seat without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that the world’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Regina walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" she asked.
"Nope, sure ain't!” said the man.
"Don't you realise I can kill you with a word?" asked Regina.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Regina.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" she asked.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Regina asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your grandmother for over 48 years."
- Why does it cost so little to call Regina George on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.