Canadian Redneck

A person from rural Canada who's vocabulary is basically limited to "Jesus fuckin' Christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?" Can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. Even to church, or school. Can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on Kijiji and about the stuff they've found for sale on Kijiji. If you want to see Canadian Rednecks look no further than Meaford Ontario.

"Hey bud wanna buy a fuckin' mint John Deere Gator? Only rolled her over like maybe 10 times."
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.

by jay_P09 November 9, 2014

Redneck Retard

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.

Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.

by lex m April 5, 2012

Redneck Birds

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.

Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!

by Durbo14 July 27, 2014

rodney dangerfield

Possibly the funniest comedian to ever live! He was all about getting "no respect" and had the best one-liners out of anyone. Sadly, died in 2004 at the age of 83.Rest in peace Rodney Dangerfield, you were the best.

"Me and my wife lived a happy 20 years. Then we met."
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"

by Andrew Mickey May 27, 2006

redneck Tupperware

Plastic tubs of Cool-Whip, butter spread or similar reused as for food storage.

Lurline had shelves of redneck tupperware yellowed by her home-made spaghetti sauce cooling in the old Norge out back...

by Olive Thomas May 31, 2006

redneckistan

Rural part of America. Home to rednecks.

The road from Charlotte to Atlanta passes through Redneckistan. At a truck stop on the way I saw a guy with a huge belt buckle and a gun rack on his pickup truck.

by Fatbeard June 2, 2009

Redneck Quarter

A unit of currency consisting of 3 pennies and a .22 rifle cartridge glued together thus .03 + .22 = .25

Bubba shot the soda machine after it refused to take his redneck quarters.

by flaminnagey November 20, 2010