Rim-Rattler

The act of inserting a maraca into an anus prior to vaginal or oral intercourse. If the sex is violent enough the maraca should rattle and the act of performing a "rim-rattler" is complete.

"Honey, it's been a long day in the office and I could sure go for a brisk rim-rattler!"

-Optimistic Husband

by Radio:AWESOME! January 21, 2009

cornback rattler

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.

I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

milf-rattler

A golf term used to describe a shot hit out of bounds where there are houses. (Presumably containing milfs whose wealthy husbands are working to pay for the house on the golf course.)

"Looks like you hit a milf-rattler Dude, that shot definitely hit a house."

by kromar5 September 9, 2008

Uncle Rattler

Uncle Rattler is God's gift to women. He is a rose among thorns, a god among beasts and one sexy mo fo. He loves to Party and always has a Party in his pants. . .especially his rat bitten pants. Girls who meet Uncle Rattler LOVE him and wish that he was their uncle too. Only very special girls get him as an Uncle. Oh and did I mention his snake is HUGE!

Uncle Rattler is lookin mighty sexy today.

by Bad Kitty69 December 11, 2009

Cube Rattler

What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.

Yep, that stank was bad and loud. Ole (so-and-so) is a Cube Rattler thats for sure.

by Victor Vector September 25, 2006

rowdy rattlers

Spoiled ass rich white teens. Hoes and fuckboys who stand at the Reagan football games.

Wow there's some condoms flying around the rowdy rattlers section.

by Rowdyrattler5 May 23, 2017

bowl rattler

To let loose, with extreme force and vigor, an excessive stream of diarrhea. One does not necessarily have to use a toilet for bowl rattling to occur; however, any area chosen as a bathroom suffers extreme damage as a result of the bowl rattler.

Example #1: My bowl rattler ruined my Honda.

Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler.

Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.

by ZT14 July 2, 2016