Rapist Wit

The wit of someone who wears an orange tuxedo, drives 2 thousand miles for a girl they hardly know and is willing to trade a 1988 Chevy Econoline van for a mini-bike using the milage as a good bargaining point.

Lloyd Christmas

by TeamJPD March 9, 2004

conversation rapist

1. One who often enters an ongoing conversation or argument, saying nothing of value and often just repeating the stupidest/baseless/meaningless fucking thing they possibly can, usually also as loudly as possible.

2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.

1.Me: Dude, I'm serious, Chocolate ice cream is the best

Friend: Well, I dunno man...

Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.

2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!

Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.

3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.

Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?

Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.

by PleaseDon'tRapeMe June 24, 2011

raping recreationally

a chosen "lifestyle"

raping recreationally is a chosen lifestyle so you MUST accept it lest you be wantonly labeled intolerant by those intolerant of intolerance

by be intolerant of perversion June 11, 2013

Rapidery

A stupid idiot, that thrives within degeneracy.

Hey dude, You make me think of Rapidery when you are acting questionably.

by Rapidery June 10, 2022

stream raping

When your partner or good friend takes over your netflix/hulu control and wants to play something against your will.

Oh great, you are stream raping me again with this Man in the High Castle shit. No, means no!!

by D Flo December 23, 2019

rapistador

(N.) A combination of conquistador and rapist. One who rapes while conquering.

When the Turkish rapistadors entered the Armenian village they raped and killed everything.

by ZANK THE TANK March 6, 2011

raping the newsfeed

When two or more people decide to ignore personal messages and Facebook chat and have a conversation only through wall posts. These wall posts come up in the news feed and annoy other Facebook users. There are differing degrees, but 'raping the newsfeed' is an extreme case.

I really wish Suzy and Bobby would stop raping the newsfeed!

by TiasDias February 21, 2011