randomania

imaginary world, run by randomaniac, and his followers, who populate it

once upon a time in randomania...

by amski July 2, 2004

randomization

A very special way of pooing, or someone who is suffering from the disease randomia (being random too much).

You utterly stinky pooey schmelle schmelley idiotic cobranical son of a bitch, you are suffering from randomization

by Cobrania February 20, 2005

randomness

1)the act of being so random and weird, that people find you hard to follow.

2)switching subjects so fast that you confuse many people

~Often random people have the attention span of a flea.~

Hey, I was atching the-and hey, that reminds me, did you know that monkeys can't touch their toes? so, anyway-oh, and neither can cats...haha, so, oh yeah, over the weekend I went to this place, and they served FREE COOKIES! and so the, yeah, and we have gym today. **bell rings**
Muaaaaah!!! Pizza time!!! **runs to get pizza
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so anyway...oooh! shiny object!

by youXdunnoXme June 27, 2005

randOMG

A combination of random and OMG. It is to be used in situations situations in which one or the other doesn't quite so it justice, but when combined it provides the perfect description!

Person 1: "Something happened to me the other day but I can't decide whether to use the term 'random' or 'OMG'. Any help?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! Just say randOMG!"
Person 1: "Oh yeah, that works! Well it was like so randOMG...."

by Z-Man13 November 14, 2011

feature ransoming

Feature ransoming is the act of withholding crucial functionality from users of website publishing software or platforms, in order to extract more money from the users. Sometimes this is done by tiers called plans. The lowest tier like "free" with have scantly the bare minimum of features while the highest tier, usually "business" holds the best and most useful features at hundreds of dollars per year.

"I don't know which web platform to use when they all engage in feature ransoming and none offer a newbie like me any good features at affordable prices."

by MeaniePooPie May 10, 2021

randdinger

A dumbass friend

Your a randdinger dinger

by Dr. dinger May 10, 2010

Randomize Chatting

When somebody writes random things in the Facebook chat to get someone's attention,to piss them off or just because they're bored. When randomizing the person will end by saying exactly or I know.

Chris: I think so

Paloma: What?

Chris: I know

Paloma: I don't understand

Chris: Exactly

Chris was randomize chatting to get Paloma's attention.

by Richard Castle III June 20, 2011