A way for unfunny people to think they're funny. Randomness will often be accompanined by annoying Napoleon Dynamite quotes that no longer resemble any form of humour.
Randomer 1: lololol ninja llama cheese dick!!!1! I LIEK CRAYONS@!!!!
Randomer 2: lololol u r liek sooo random!!11@
Randomer 1: I DOO WOTEVA I FEEL LIEK GOSH!!!!1!
Randomer 2: lololol u r liek sooo random!!11@
Randomer 1: I DOO WOTEVA I FEEL LIEK GOSH!!!!1!
by Paintman November 11, 2006
The new "it" word among faux-intellectuals who believe that irrelevance equals originality. In short, glorified social incompetence.
Person A: "I can't believe I got a ticket over this crap, can you believe it?"
Person B: "For real! It's hella funny though, this one police car I saw had weird-ass stickers on it."
Person A: "...what?"
Person C: "Oh Person B, you're so random -- I love it!"
Person B: "For real! It's hella funny though, this one police car I saw had weird-ass stickers on it."
Person A: "...what?"
Person C: "Oh Person B, you're so random -- I love it!"
by Marc Abrigo March 19, 2007
The word near the top at the right hand side of this page. If you click on it, it will take you to a random definition!
Isn't it random......
by Smi December 01, 2004
A decidedly ironic word.
Considering that when words such as cheese become officially considered as random words they then cease to become random and in fact become irritating and even dull.
Maybe another word should be created for things which are turly said out of the blue as using the word random just demeans them.
Considering that when words such as cheese become officially considered as random words they then cease to become random and in fact become irritating and even dull.
Maybe another word should be created for things which are turly said out of the blue as using the word random just demeans them.
by Lambchops November 30, 2004
The system was modelled using random variables.
by officestrider April 21, 2006
Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing. A very over-used word now, please people, use it when something really is random. See example below for a true example of random.
Holly: Sorry to hear your hamster died Bob...
Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit?
Holly: Random! Custard cream please.
Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit?
Holly: Random! Custard cream please.
by Madi April 18, 2004
A redneck term used commonly with large vehicles. Referring directly to making physical contact with something else using the vehicle.
by Josue1 November 12, 2007