Usually used to describe members of the female sex who are hammered and/or of questionable cleanliness and morality....we do not know their names, we do not want to know their names. For some, they are to be avoided. For others, they are sought after while in an inebriated state. For still others, they are sought after, then upon waking in the morning, immediately regretted.
Used in a sentence: "So there I was, slammin' a rando, when the cops showed up and rolled the party."
by Rude Hank November 08, 2011
by Skaaba May 08, 2009
dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.
by master.blaster July 17, 2009
A term reserved for when defining a covey of questionable individuals at a social gathering as "randos" just doesn't effectively convey how likely said individuals are to jack your ipod, punch the host in the mouth unprovoked, commandeer the the stereo system and insist on playing their rando tunes that appeal to no one, etc. A more threatening and implacable strain of rando.
Sketchy Randos are characteristically twitchy, loitering, dull-eyed, probably backpack-wearing, and by definition, know absolutely no one at the social gathering they are attending.
Sketchy Randos are characteristically twitchy, loitering, dull-eyed, probably backpack-wearing, and by definition, know absolutely no one at the social gathering they are attending.
(sarcastically) Michaela is throwing a party to be sure to invite all the sketchy randos you can think of.
by staggosarus October 14, 2010
A random guy who inserts himself into a conversation or shows up unexpectedly and acts like he belongs.
"I'm waiting for my test results, hopefully it's not HP-"
"HEY, what are we talking about?"
"Whoa, Rando Calrissian! Fly your ass back to Cloud City, we're having a private conversation."
"HEY, what are we talking about?"
"Whoa, Rando Calrissian! Fly your ass back to Cloud City, we're having a private conversation."
by 575 December 19, 2014
by eschh January 12, 2011
Uttering random, often made-up phrases or doing random things with innuendo to compensate for boredom, lack of a life, or being impotent.
Me at the Thanksgiving table: "Basty, basty, five-dollar. Me baste it long time."
Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."
Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."
by Jonathan Sullenberger December 21, 2016