Racetard

A racist retard. Racetards are racists who try to sound intelligent but fail miserably because their comments are tainted by racist rhetoric. Typically a racetard will try to rationalize their racism by selectively citing statistics and pseudoscience to support their argument.

Racetard: You are my racial inferior because you come from a race of stupid, violent savages who never created anything, have low IQs, commit tons of crimes and they stink!

Egalitarian: Wow, this moron went full racetard. Don't they know that racists are responsible for some of the greatest atrocities in the history of the world? Racists tend to be stupid, violent and prone to criminality. Plus they are hateful and ignorant. There's a strong correlation between pathological biases like racism and low intelligence. The inequality in standard of living between demographic groups that racists point to was primarily caused by institutional racism in the first place. If you make society unequal there's going to be inequality between those in power and those being oppressed. Only a dishonest statistician would use this fact to make the sort of hasty generalizations that racists make.

by EgalitarianJay November 12, 2012

Rantarded

Where having reached full on your rantometer a situation arises to impede you from a full, satisfyingly explosive rant.

I was just about to tell everyone how the company should be run when in walked the boss, I've never felt so rantarded

by Steb1 April 9, 2011

richtard

A rich person who is also a retard

Chris Brown:l just bought two Lamborghini Huracan's
Drake:you a richtard why didn't you buy two different Lamborghini's

by Yung Caesar 👑 March 28, 2016

B3 Ranchand

Someone who works on a ranch and does everything to make it work. Uses everything he can to make it work!
Works so hard that all his muscles hurt at the end of everyday.

His being a B3 Ranchand sure made a difference in all that we accomplished today!

by Fuction November 10, 2019

Richtarded

The Woodlands. To spoiled and contested in their surplus of funds to understand how life really works. Every single kid who grew up in The Woodlands.

Dude, that kid is richtarded! I heard he is from The Woodlands.

by darkcard February 10, 2009

Richtarded

That moment when somebody is so rich, they have no idea how to spend their money wisely. So they spend lots of it on useless shit that isn't even relevant to them.

Max: Dude, did you here about Connor after he won the lottery?
Tom: Yeah, he spent it all on useless shit.
Max: That guy is so rich, he's retarded.
Tom: He's richtarded, Max. *Gets MLG glasses*

by BallistaTheDeer October 4, 2015

Texas Ranchhand

Perhaps the most elusive sex move North of the Rio Grande. It is an act in which, after penile hand relief, a couple partakes in anal fornication. Generally, a saddle is placed on the back of the woman (or catcher in the case of a gay orgy) and animal noises are made by both partners. After the clan sex, the man deficates in a plastic Walmart bag, ties it off, and beats the woman sensless with it in a southern fashion.

Neighbor: "I heard some animal noises next door I think the Wilsons were doing the Texas Ranchhand"
Neighbor's Wife: "That explains the Walmart bag full of shit in our mailbox"

by MississipiSwampMonster June 3, 2010