Oakland Raiders

A team of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blowhards that are the scourge of the NFL. Most veterans play for the Raiders because they're washed up and no other reputable team would touch them with a ten foot pole.

It is unclear which is more woeful. Their record of recent years or their ironic catch phrase of "Committment to Excellence".

See fucktard

Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the Oakland Raiders.

Daughter: Is it true that the Raiders suck?

Father: In every way possible. :)

by Fouts is God May 15, 2006

Raidering

The act of showing off then shooting yourself in the foot to lose at an activity

Man my team was winning but now we are totally raidering

by aonerockz August 6, 2018

Raiders

The team that everyone says they hate, but really they all wish they were apart of the Black Hole on Sunday.

49er Fan: I'm going to talk shit about the Raiders on the internet since i don't have the balls to go up to a Raider fan and tell them to their face.

by uwish July 21, 2004

Da Raiders

The nickname for the Oakland Raiders football team.

Pronounced "DA RAIDAAAS!"

How about da Raiders! Facing off against the Buccaneers this week!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

raiders

1. A football team from Oakland that moved to LA, and then back to Oakland...no one seemed to notice.

2. Raider's fans will dress up insanely weird and a little creepy, despite how much their team sucks. I gotta give em loyalty.

Person 1 - Wow look at that Raiderfan's outfit, crazy.

Person 2 - Yeah, too bad he looks like an idiot, they lost 52-3.

by Broncofan January 11, 2004

raiders fan

A hypothetical creature that is said to exist in the northern bay area region. This mythological beast is usually associated with jail, drugs, and losing. This creature is said to enjoy watching raiders football, although there is no evidence that supports the idea that one would watch raiders football. To try to find the famous "raider fan" you have to look in the state prisons, and in the ghetto parts of oakland. If you find a real raiders fan, do society a favor, and submit him to your local mental health facility.

Dude 1: raiders fans exist?
Dude 2: possibly, their existence is similar to unicorns
Dude 1: whoa gonna be hard to find them

by swaggistic boss 9999 February 10, 2014

Oakland Raiders

Team in the NFL who likes to play hard, and aggressive. Out-Laws of the NFL. They have one of the biggest fan bases, but they can't sell out the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum. Not very good in the last few years, but the 10-11 season is their starting point to go back to their winning ways.

Anyone who said the Oakland Raiders suck, FUCK YOU

by IloveTheRaiders December 26, 2010