Raft Pumpkin

1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.

1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"

Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."

2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."

And that is how you make scrambled eggs!

by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D June 15, 2018

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Raft Juice

The juice made by squeezing a raft.

Vinnie is drinking an entire bottle of raft juice.

by benmarvin June 21, 2009

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Raftus • raft • Rafter • rafty • Raft Up • rafting • rafted • raftery • raft a crap • raft ass

Raft Up

When two or more boats are tied together. Commonly used among boaters to say we want to chill

Hey man lets go raft up on the sandbar and get shit faced

by CaptainJack94 March 27, 2011

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raft sane

Just floating above insanity. Still sane, but boarder line insanity.

That guy seems pretty raft sane to to me.

by OFlex December 30, 2013

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raft ass

Raft Ass is a term used in whitewater sports, such as rafting and kayaking, to describe a particularly itchy and unsightly rash, usually located on the ass/buttocks, that afflicts those outdoor enthusiasts, but especially butthole surfers.

•1st year raft guide while dropping trow: “Yo dude, I took so many trips this week & never changed shorts, can you take a look at this?”
•Old school raft guide while examining rash: “Oh, that’s a total rookie mistake & a solid case of raft ass.”
•Butthole surfer kayaker: “Brutal, but nothing a little Budro’s butt paste won’t clear up.”

by Dr. El Bee March 18, 2023

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