F.R.E.D

First Round Early Departure.. This word is used in tennis. Usually one would play singles and doubles in a tournament, but if u loose first round, some pull out of the doubles and go home.

I was getting ready for my doubles match when I found out my partner had lost in singles and had pulled a F.R.E.D

by da hog April 20, 2008

W.I.R.E.D

when you’re tired, but you’re woke

W.I.R.E.D-

when you’re tired, but you’re woke.

by alainaisperfect986 January 13, 2019

B-O-R-E-D-O-M

Anachronym I just made up

B-e
O-n
R-ight
E-nergy
D-on't
M-essage your goddamn ex

"Given your current state of mind, the only thing I can tell you is B-O-R-E-D-O-M"

by Guimple October 8, 2021

B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

M.E.R.M.E.D.S

its an acronym of the seven dimensions of religion.

M- Material
E- Experiential
R- Ritual
M- Mythic
E- Ethical
D- Doctrinal
S- Social

An examples of...M.E.R.M.E.D.S

Material- cross or the Bible
Experiential- communion
Ritual-mass
Mythic- Book of Genesis
Ethical- moral duties
Doctrinal- Ni cine Creed
Social- Mass

by isabell3435 September 26, 2011

T-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d

A phrase the clique uses based on a lyric from "forest" by twenty one pilots. Most commonly used when someone makes a reference to the well known joshler fic "forest fic" which is very emotional and I suggest you read it if you like twenty one pilots

Josh doesn't exist, remember ?
T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D

by Tyler's Josh December 6, 2016

F o r e h e a d

F o r e h e a d is an acronym used when complimenting someone's hoodie. F o r e h e a d stands for
For real?
OMG! what a
Radiant and

Extravagant

Hoodie! My
Eyes
are blessed.
Damn.

Person 1: I just bought this hood yesterday. What do you think?

Person 2: Damn F o r e h e a d bro. I love it.

by Hoodie123456789 November 8, 2020