quegmire

It's a polish faggot that is obsessed with back acne and has an extreme desire for women at the age of 82. They have a cheeky, chessy, cunty personality, especially in bed and on the street struting his manly cheeks. Pubic hairs fall out due to cancer and rectal raping by the Soviet prisoners. Favorite animal is cow because it has some beefy curds

Bro you're the biggest quegmire I've ever met!
At least my dad isn't a Soviet Prisoner with no arse hairs and dangling fecal manner from his rectal cavity :)
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by Soviet Teddybear May 7, 2018

queefrency

A measure of how often a gal has an "downstairs exhalation", and/or da pitch/tone of said love-tunnel whooshes.

Using different types of personal lubricant can greatly vary the queefrency-repertoire dat you can produce while "doing it". How rapidly and forcefully you partake of said "ultimate pleasures" can also significantly alter da properties of said birth-canal ovations, as well.

by QuacksO October 20, 2020

queefbird

A queefbird, also know as a pussy fart bird is a rare type of species found only in Wyoming. It can be very friendly and occasionally give you queefs if it like you and your pants aren’t a strong material!

Hey, did you see that Queefbird earlier. I queefed so loud!

by Queef mama July 25, 2021