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Pythagoras Position

The Pythagoras position is where 3 people engage in oral and traditional sex while in the shape of a right triangle. One person lays on the ground and fucks one person and eats our the other person. The people on the top of the position make out. This produces a right triangle shape, hence the name, Pythagoras Position.
*note: requires one male
*note: can be done in both a vertical or horizontal position
Jane, Beth, and Billy created Pythagoras Position last night.
by Pythagoras is real May 9, 2014
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The Pythagorean Theorem

The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.

This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2

Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10

Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that

Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem
by Dictontony July 20, 2022
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Pythagoras Switch

A japanese Kids show made popular by it's fansubbing by the acclaimed dattebayo. This show opens and ends with crazy complex "Pythagoras Switches" which usually involve marbles, dominos and tubes. At the end or each of these rube Goldberg inventions the name of the show is revealed followed by children singing "Pitagora Suicchi". Because it's a kids show it tries to teach basic speech skills making it a fun way for the average English speaking japanophile to get a beginners grasp of Japanese. The show has also gained some popularity over you-tube which is filled with people performing the so called "algorithm march" which is usually done by tmen in suits in the middle of the show. They often have accompanyment in the form of soccer teams, and ninjas.
pitagora Suicchi is japanese for Pythagoras Switch
by Deathangel521 November 11, 2008
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pythagoras' theorum

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Pythagors' theorum allows one to calculate the lenght of the "opposite" side (That is, opposite to the right angle) in a right-angled triangle By knowing only the lengths of the other two sides. It can also be mixed with the sine and cosine rules, trigonometry and such to calculate every angle and side length in pretty much any structure. Practical uses involve the measurement of buildings and such.

The method:


•Use the same unit of measurement for all sides.
•Sqaure the lengths of the two shorter sides
•Add the sqaures of the numbers toghether
•Find the sqaure root of that number
•Your answer is the length of the longest side.
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A| \C
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Side A is 5cm, side B is 4cm and side C is unknown.

A- 5x5= 25 square cm
B- 4x4= 16 square cm

25+16= 36

Square root of 36= 6.

Side C is 6cm.


Of course, this can also be worked backwards to find the length of the smaller sides, provided there are at least two sides given.

If you try to practically apply this with any lengths other than those given, you will end up with decimals. The above example is the only one that does not end in decimal places.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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Pythagorean Theorem

A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.
"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."
by DaveJAKAPythagoras June 13, 2018
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pythagorate

To apply the Pythagorean Theorem to real-life situations and scenarios.
Johnny: What's the shortest route to your place?
Marco: You gotta pythagorate that shit; cut across diagonally!
by IanHayes March 10, 2010
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Pythagordian

Some one who is to drunk to properly pronounce a well know mathematical theorem while trying to impress people with their self imagined broad knowledge base.
Well as you know the Pythagordian theorem lets you calculate the hypotenuse of a right triangle from its base and height.
by Liars Dice October 11, 2018
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