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Norwegian pyramid sex

Guys make a hollow pyramid with their bodies naked, Than a girl walks into the centre and they al start jacking off. When they jizz they aim for the girl and jizz all over her. Once she is covered in jizz the guys all take knives out and cut off their dicks, Covering the girl in jizz, blood, and dicks.
Dude I saw this fine ass girl and I asked her and some friends if they wanted to have some Norwegian pyramid sex.
by tree10010011101 March 21, 2014
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The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.
I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.
by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019
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Pyramid Scheme

An actual business strategy that is proven to work, and if done right is completely legal. Consists of the first person signing up, who then gets X friends to sign up, and those get X friends to sign up, and can give something away for "free" (eg. freeipods.com). This works on the principal that even if EVERY person in America was to sign up, the bottom of the pyramid (which would consist of most likely more than half the US population) wouldn't be able to get the X friends and couldn't complete the offer. The scheme will make them money no matter what happens, even in the worst case scenarios.
Aww man, I tried to sign up for freeipods.com, but all my friends already have an account!
by Yort June 6, 2005
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A Pyramid Ship

If you see a pyramid ship headed your way, kiss your planet goodbye!
A giant stone structure thrown through space.
by Karate Hesus October 26, 2004
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pyramid schemer

a person thats sends, what seems to be, personal text messages to more than 1 person at the same time.
Ed: Hey she just texted me. I told you she digs me!

John: What does it say?

Ed: *hey what you doin*

John: Um, I just got the same thing.

Ed: Wtf? At what time?

John: 5:25pm.

Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.
by hiwol88 June 24, 2010
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Pyramid Scheme

The pyramid scheme:
A lot like the pyramid where the girl rides cowgirl and the other sits on your face but instead u are tricked by chicks with a dick or a full on dude
I thought I was gonna get in on a pyramid with these two chicks from the bar but it was just a pyramid scheme
by Smarty-pantz December 4, 2018
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Pyramid of Screaming

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
by klwilson April 29, 2008
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