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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Pickle Pierce

Sexual intercourse. The act of putting one's pickle into another person. Pickle Pierce could refer to knocking boots or booty banging.
Jay wanted to give her a Pickle Pierce but she only let him fondle her breasts.
by PMax February 12, 2008
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Tamora Pierce

The greatest author of teen fiction EVER. She's a mad genius, deep down. Not just a genius. A mad one.
"Tamora Pierce is the greatest."
"Who?"
*BAM* "Oops, did I just kill you? My bad. Maybe you should have known who Tamora Pierce is."
by ~♪♫~ August 3, 2010
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Pierce Ruane

The real full name of a You Tuber known as Pruane2Forever. He lives with his father, who he calls "Father John".
Pierce Ruane's videos are quite entertaining.
by AstridLover October 27, 2015
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The Percentage Cult

Judged by the suicide rates of the trannys. usually degrading them. but also useful for those against them.
Man 1: hey, i heard what eve did to emile.
man 2: yeah, he had the unfair advantage because of his support in The Percentage Cult...
man3: yeah, Noble Four didn't deserve it.
man 2: like i said, the fucking Percentage Cult got his back.
man 1: we sound transphobic but he offended us, not we started it.

man 1: wait, what happened to Noble Two?
man 2: The Percentage Cult got that guy suspended.
man 1: fucking Percentage... always Aggressive and act like so fucking Oppressed...
man 3: they're basically an Empire now and we are Rebels.
by StormcloakODST May 21, 2021
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33 percenter

A female that claims to be a virgin, yet only 33% of her relevant orifices remain pure. How special can it feel to be the first through the front door when the entire football team has been through the back door and explored the chimney already?
"She says she's a virgin but she's totally a 33 percenter. Just ask her about when she blew Scronaldo under the bleachers, or when she let your boy ZK, Alpengeist, Booms, and Brandopolis put it in the back door!"
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Pierce The Veil

Pierce The Veil... Dem Mexicans
by PEWPEW June 24, 2013
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