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Pessy

Damn I'll suck the soul out his pessy.
by jessie134 June 3, 2017
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Pressy

Contraction for "press pussy": anyone identifying as a member of the press whose snowflake-like behaviors or qualities leads them to hold opinions and feelings worthy only of a weakling or, because of said qualities is easily butthurt by truths that bruise or otherwise injure their infantile feelings, thereby reducing themselves to the status of a delicate being incapable of weathering the truths of reality that do not accord with their wishes.

It is almost universally the case that pressies are the sorts of people who, once given to displeasure of any degree toward another human being, group thereof, circumstance, object, event, organization, or other entity or concept, will go on a personal crusade to besmirch, disparage, discount, defame, insult, libel, smear, slander, malign, or otherwise cast aspersions upon the source of their butthurt with the purpose of bringing harm, either physically, financially, or by way of one's reputation.

Pressies represent one of the lowest forms of life to be found on earth, and perhaps even the galaxy.

People such as Jim Acosta and Rachel Maddow are prime examples of pressies.
The news anchor, a notorious pressy, went wild with the president's latest announcements of respect for the rights of all people.
by osan January 9, 2020
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pweswy

a word used to name the most beautiful creature you have ever seen. it comes from the old Latin language.
X: "isn't she amazing?"
Y: "yes, she's pweswy"
by PWESWY123 August 3, 2012
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Pwessr

It's a made up word that a dumb-ass accidentally spelled wrong.
" Can I have your snapchat pwessr?!" Rilee asked stupidly like a dumbass
by cockblock2222 December 12, 2016
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Plessy

It's kinda plessy idk.
"PLESSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
You are plessy.
by Plesssssyyyyyy October 29, 2022
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Pessy moment

a "pessy moment" refers to a situation where someone does something foolish, silly, or unintelligent. It is a moment characterized by a lack of judgment or common sense, resulting in an outcome that may be embarrassing, awkward, or regrettable. It's important to note that making mistakes or acting foolishly is a normal part of being human, and we all have our fair share of pessy moments. What matters is learning from them and growing as individuals.
by Peselof May 23, 2023
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