Purity Knight

The most beautiful, most gentle, most sincere, and most tragic woman ever born. Character on crimescene.com; subject of famous metal song. See Slipknot.

Purity Knight went to school in Mississippi and was born in Arkansas.

by MAGGALO May 16, 2004

Purity Beard

A Purity Beard is a beard a man grows until he is married, and on his honeymoon, his wife is then allowed to clipper and shave his beard off. It is the ultimate beardly sacrifice a man can make.

I'm sure all of you have heard of a purity ring... Its a ring people wear to declare abstinence until marriage. Well my idea is the "Purity Beard." Its when a dude (or girl if she can and wants too, I suppose) grows his beard out until he is married and let's his wife clipper his beard off on their honeymoon, making the ultimately beardly sacrifice.

by Levi S.B. October 27, 2011

purity

expert historian of the manly man's game; sometimes termed the "herodotus of quakeworld."

when HT or Link argue about whether something occurred in qw, purity is the man to whom all questions can be referred.

by j0n November 23, 2003

Purity Ring

A pretty silver ring symbolizing a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage that Christian teenagers wear while they're having underage, premarital sex anyway.

I lost my purity ring while I was fucking the pastor's daughter/son.

by humblesalve March 2, 2009

purify

to do a strenuous workout (running, lifting, etc) after a night of heavy drinking and debauchery in order to rid your body of any toxins or impure choices made the night before

can also be used as an adj "purity"

Yo man, let's go purify today. I had a rough night.

I could really use a purity workout after all those whiskey shots.

by hiphop-anonymous January 31, 2010

Purity Stache

A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.

Have you seen Nick's purity stache? No wonder he can't get any girls, it's disgusting.

by lmccalli July 30, 2020

purikyuac

Greta, kinda of a baddie part of girlboss central

purikyuac is baddie
no shes not
*commits arson*

by cureecho July 1, 2021