Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!
by guymanchester August 29, 2017
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2 The maker of a bad pun/joke
2 The maker of a bad pun/joke
1"No I'd rather play WOW than go to Amber's party." "Dude, you are SUCH a punnet square."
2}"So I said, 'don't be so crabby'ha ha!" "...You're a punnet square."
2}"So I said, 'don't be so crabby'ha ha!" "...You're a punnet square."
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Words or puns found on urban dictionary that have only slightly altered spelling from the original word or phrase, so that the pronounciation is the same, hence making the joke or meaning pointless and indistinguishable from the original term when spoken aloud.Thus making the pun useless and unnecessary except when read.
"Cellfish
An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people."
Person #1: "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish"
Person #2: "How the fuck is that in any way selfish? You have a phone, talk on it."
Person #1: "haha no dude it was a joke, like CELL *points at cellphone* fish, get it?"
Person #2: *shakes head*
Mcdonalds employee: "Umm words like that are punnecessary dude, they only make sense when you read them"
An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people."
Person #1: "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish"
Person #2: "How the fuck is that in any way selfish? You have a phone, talk on it."
Person #1: "haha no dude it was a joke, like CELL *points at cellphone* fish, get it?"
Person #2: *shakes head*
Mcdonalds employee: "Umm words like that are punnecessary dude, they only make sense when you read them"
by phoobia69 November 22, 2010
Get the Punnecessary mug.The drunken equivilant to a Punnet Square. Used in place of Punnet square as a retort to being called one initially.
by EvilSera February 4, 2006
Get the Punnet Sphere mug.A common act to perform in any food preparation place. A punnet algae is when you use a rusty spoon to scoop out food contents for a customer (a customer you REALLY hate), in hopes they will get a tetanus-like reaction.
- also see rusty spoon, blunt knife
- also see rusty spoon, blunt knife
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