pung

The one thing worse than mung, which was once considered the one thing worse than genocide. To pung, two individuals, The Reciever and The Jumper, must first find, then crash tackle to the ground a woman in the latter stages of pregnancy. The Reciever then violently restrains the victim, placing his/her mouth on her vagina, while The Jumper takes a running jump onto her swollen stomach. If the act is performed correctly, the matured fetus will shoot right from the victim's uterus into The Recievers mouth, who will then proceed to swallow it without chewing.

Jeff: Me and Larry are gonna apply for a job at the baby store. First preggers bitch, man. We're gonna do it. We're gonna pung.
Me: Brave, brave mother fuckers.

by OMFGrugged July 25, 2007

Punge

The fundamental unit of pungency.

This Gewürztraminer has definite overtones of Wookie punge.

by Super Number One Podcast August 18, 2009

Pung

A guy who has gross, pungent smelling, overly hairy testicles. Pubes are unkempt and tangled. May have film on them.

"Gross, that guy I thought was super hot turned out to be a pung, and I couldn't bring myself to go down on him."

by aeroballs January 30, 2014

Punge

Another word for a woman's vagina.

Woah man, her punge was hairy.
Id stick it in that punge.

by pauze July 07, 2008

Punging

The act of consuming another's nostril produce. Picked, licked, rolled and flicked.

Dave: I'm hungry, you got any punge?
Mildred: Yeah why you fancy a spot of punging?
Dave: Roll me a winner!

by Louie and Pip September 25, 2008

pung

a prehistoric looking kid/retard that has a nose the size of a truck that dumps. Obsessed to dipping!! attracted to wood.

I saw a pung running around birmingham chasing a wood.

by DIPASOUROUS January 14, 2009

Pung Beetle

A seriously fucked up red type of beetle that only certain people with a mind connection know about.

We were chillin outside until we saw a pung beetle and ran the fuck away.

by pungbeetles May 22, 2011