expect the unexpected

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

by Light Joker August 8, 2004

Unexpected Eargasm

When playing a video or music on a computer, ipod, or other mp3 device. The audio was unexpectedly turned all the ways up, and blasts your eardrums out. Sometimes causing you to make the face of an orgasm.

My ears are still ringing from the Unexpected Eargasm i just had

by the randomer1234 March 13, 2011

unexpected

an antonym of expected
what is not expected
finding something you weren't looking for.

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the 'unexpected expected', and the 'expected unexpected?'

by MWAHu November 8, 2006

unexpectedtypingflea

when you tap the mouse pad accidentally and the cursor appears half way into the sentance you have already typed, but you can carry on typing anyway because you don't realise

boy: thaamazing though t would be
girl:wtf?
boy:omg, sorry, i just had an an unexpectedtypingflea, it should have been That would be amazing though

by procrastinateXY March 27, 2012

Unexpected Turdulence

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...

It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.

by vonstrosity September 8, 2016

unexpected bidet

When you take a shit and when your little buddy (extremely large fat man sheeite) responds with a nice thtoink right to the ring piece (asshole)

Hey Johnny, last week I was in the fuckin McDonald's I ate 12 mcchickens I felt it comin so I ran to the McDonald's restroom, almost missed and got the worst unexpected bidet

by Upwards draft November 12, 2019

unexpected thermal event

Engineer doublespeak for "shit caught on fire"

Press 5 had an unexpected thermal event
Translation: shit went sideways and we had to call the fire department.

by Mark Barker June 24, 2021