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calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

Full Stop Punctuation 

It’s what YouTube calls a “.”
So if you search up “.”, then youtube will just find results called “full stop punctuation”, instead of finding results called “.”
I made my title “Full stop punctuation”, so I can get views..

Zero Punctuation 

A series of video game reviews presented by TheEscapist.com, written and hosted by Ben Yahtzee Croshaw. New episodes are published every week, on a Wednesday.
Despite several attacks on Croshaw, many simple minded people have failed to grasp that Zero Punctuation is not about reviewing, but CRITICISING a game. Croshaw has stated on various occasions that he is primarily a critic, not a reviewer, and anyone who cannot understand that should not bother watching his videos if they are merely going to nerdrage.
"But, like a glass of milk with a spider in it, towards the end it all goes horribly wrong." Croshaw during his Dark Void review.

"Recently we recieved a mail from soneone whose name i forget explaining that they were going to stop watching Zero Punctuation." Croshaw starting the Wii Sports Resort review.

"but you dont call a sewage technician to redecorate your bathroom, and you you didnt come to me to hear how a game is good. Not when every other review has done it already." Croshaw providing the point that he is a critic, during the Batman Arkham Asylum review.
Zero Punctuation by monkeyskitz April 27, 2010

Full Stop Punctuation 

The search results of when you search "." on Google. It is a very large rabbit hole persisting of videos titled "Full Stop Punctuation". The videos themselves tend to be generally cursed or nonsensical. Similar results happen on YouTube, however there are less results of "Full Stop Punctuation" and Google usually shows more results.
Did you go down the full stop punctuation rabbit hole?
Full Stop Punctuation by Sven12918 November 21, 2021

Full Stop Punctuation 

Peculiar videos that you can find on things like YouTube or Google by typing only a full stop (.) in the search bar.
"last night I went through all the full stop punctuation videos I could find."

dumbshit punctuation 

When someone uses exclaimation points after every sentence in their writing, usually someone too dumb to know how to use proper punctuation
Teacher: I couldn't read your paper because there was too much dumbshit punctuation.