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the punching bag

When you punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can to kill the sperm right before you ejaculate into a woman's vagina as to avoid other forms of birth control.
"Wow, the punching bag I gave myself last night hurt, but not as bad as 18 years of child support would have."
by Kyle Willinger April 9, 2007
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Designated punching bag

A lazy way in which Teachers are indulging bullying to maintain "discipline" . A designated punching bag is a student on whom the Teachers are counting to always be the ones bullies will target to pass their "hormonal" energy while leaving teachers favorite students alone. That becomes the "natural order" and routine for teachers. If the Designated punching bag get fed up and fight back...or only wants to save his/her neck, he/she breaks the teacher's routine and natural order therefore HE/SHE is committing an infraction in the eyes of those teachers.
Student A was stolen, beaten up etc... One day he had enough and fought back. But since for teachers he is the school's designated punching bag, he was expulsed because HE and ONLY HE (not the bullies) has to learn how to behave in Society!
by Blcak catBChat nMJ July 21, 2020
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Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.
Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao
by Robindaasian October 2, 2018
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Staff Punching Bag

So any with name connor on a staff team is gay and is a punching bag
The Staff Punching Bag was destroyed by Jimmy, Jimmy carried on beat him and demoted hes ass due to being gay
by Trooper_Riggs February 10, 2020
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Punching bag

A term used to describe a ballsack that has been punched.
Punching bag- Ahh be cool your punching the shit out of my ball bag.
by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014
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Punching bag of dicks

When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.
She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.
by Bangnah February 17, 2018
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the punching bag

n. The act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one's parter in the face with it until it breaks and the semen inside explodes on her face.
In exchange for a rowdy round of sex, John gave Betsy the punching bag.
by Bryce H. April 24, 2003
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