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lunchables

a type of snack food that children take to school.
Used while at the bottom of a "fighting growlbacks pit".
a little help down here...maybe some LUNCHABLES....or a juicebox.....i love you too brett
by lindyn September 24, 2004
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pitchables

Any amount of money or weed that will assist in the purchase or increase in size of a bag of weed.
Hey man let's get high tonight. We're a few bucks short of an eigth though, got any pitchables?
by Skerks May 9, 2009
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punchability

Someone whose face and/or personality is annoying to the point of an extreme want to punch him/her right in the kisser.

One who would be easily punched.
Jordan has a face with such a high punchability that it takes all of my will not to hit him.
by kingswampy January 28, 2014
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puntable dog

Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.

Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.

Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
by qwerty1 August 3, 2009
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puckable offense

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
by CM$ney May 11, 2009
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Bunchable

One with good ("edible" or "perky") ass
Girl 1: Like ohmygod, that guy's butt is so cute.

Girl 2: You could totally, just, munch on it.

Girl 1: He's so bunchable!

*both sigh longingly*
by scootermo June 27, 2014
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puntable

tiny dog that stands at the perfect height to be a field goal waiting to happen, coupled with the attitude to deserve it. also mailbox dog.
"the way that dog looks at you, it's just a field goal waiting to happen. damn puntables."

"i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, 'forty yards, anyone?'"
by angus bohanon July 1, 2006
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