monkey punch

Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)

John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.

by dirtyjohnnyfurburger August 8, 2012

Monkey-Punch

When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.

Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.

by John Barleycorne December 2, 2010

Monkey Punch

When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them

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by rat monkey September 30, 2006

monkey punch

When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by.

My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.

by monkeypunched July 17, 2011

Punch the Monkey

The act of of fisting a ginger with a full 70’s bush.

During sex the girl asks “Hey baby, I’m really hot tonight, do you want to Punch the Monkey?”

by AK32125 February 27, 2026

Monkey punch

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear

I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her

by John Evan’s June 20, 2025

Monkey Punch

The act of punching a partner in the ribs and lower abdomen for rough sex.

Dude I crack Jessica's ribs on accident when she asked me to monkey punch her during sex.

by Buttfistee January 2, 2026