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Pulling a Monica

Inspired by the television show Friends, "pulling a monica" refers to any and all screwups by an individual.
"Pulling a monica"

Monica: Okay, uh, please don't freak out, um, but, uh, there's a blue fingernail in... in one of the quiche cups. And there's no way to know which one.

Phoebe: And whoever finds it wins the prize.

Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...

Mrs. Geller: No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.

Monica: You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase.
by NotAtUVAThankGod June 16, 2007
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pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
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Pulling a Mooch

Getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later.
After pulling a Mooch, maybe they'll makeup and start the job hunt together.
by The Big Puh July 31, 2017
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Pulling a mooney

The act of publicly dropping one's trousers and baring one's buttocks for humourous or insultitive purposes. Often accompanied by slapping one's buttocks, often tunefully, shouting "Moo-neyyy!" and other such gestures, physical or vocal, with the intention of increasing the hilarity of the performance.
Pulling a Mooney. The pulling of the mooney is a fait accomplit executed solely by those with an advanced grasp of humour, the great wits of our time, and should be recognised as such regardless of opinions to the contrary vocalised by whomsoever, including the Police.
by Buttock Baring Buffoon October 16, 2008
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'Pulling a Mojang'

1 When you give your children their birthday presents in two-installments over the course of 8 months.

2 When you taunt your children with birthday presents two, often three years before you intend to give them their birthday presents.
I was totalling 'Pulling a Mojang' on my kids the other year. I told them in the fall of 2019 they were getting their coolest birthday presents ever. Too bad they don't know they're actually getting them in the winter of 2022.
by mojangdetractor81 October 18, 2021
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Pulling a Mordecai

1. Failing to talk to women, horribly. It usually includes a lot of stuttering and embarrasing choice of words.
2. Simping over women to the extreme. This includes ditching your friends, wasting money for them, and hurting your health in order for a chance to get with them.
The term was coined from Regular Show, based on the character Mordecai.
Example 1: "Bro, I tried to talk with Jess today, but I kept stuttering. I pulled a Mordecai."
Example 2: "Turns out Tom just dipped on us and cancelled his plans for bros night. He's Pulling A Mordecai for sure."
by E-Kelp August 29, 2021
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Pulling a Molly

Purchasing clothing, shoes, and other sundry items with the expressed intent of using them once or twice and then returning them for a full refund.
How much did you spend on that new dress? Don't sweat it, I'm keeping the tags on it and pulling a molly by returning it after I wear it few times.
by Something Cryptic February 23, 2023
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