Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
Get the Baby-Punting mug.The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.
Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016
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Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...
THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.
With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.
Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.
Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?
Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?
THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.
With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.
Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.
Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?
Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.
by TJGUYBRI January 17, 2010
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Get the painting the toilet mug.I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.
by Bus doctor January 23, 2015
Get the Painting the wife's closet mug.The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”
by akthagod69 March 3, 2019
Get the painting the panda mug.Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.
I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008
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