dom perkins

one who is sexually frustrated and refuses to masturbate.

Lauren: dom go masturbate
Dom perkins: no just have sex with me

by Joe Stacked December 9, 2007

wyatt perkins

Wyatt Perkins is a name you recieve at birth if you have the potential to kick Chuck Norris's ass.

Chuck Norris is beating up that old lady. Call Wyatt Perkins!

by Michael Wadell November 3, 2013

vector perkins

vector perkins is an absolute unit from the first despicable me movie and is the creator of direction and magnitude. his catch phrase is "ooh yeahh ". he is most notable for his orange jumpsuit, stealing the pyramid of Giza and the moon.

hey have you heard of vector perkins. vector perkins is so hot . i want to cosplay as vector perkins

by Epic fortniter October 5, 2019

Durdy Purrkins

It's when you think that you just need to fart but actually end up pooping your pants.

Person 1: "I need to go home. I just had a durdy purrkins and I need to change my pants."
Person 2: "You should never gamble on a fart."

by AtomicStaci November 10, 2021

perking

to act stupid or loosen up due to the effects of alcohol or drugs

Yo, I was perking off of that Vodka, I couldn't even stand up.

by that dozen April 30, 2005

Perkin

The condidion of being drunk on alcohol

Thizzin is high, and perkin is drunk.

by Beans-n-Fixins August 4, 2007

perking space

A prime parking spot awaiting as you arrive late to work, thanks to someone who has abandoned it to make a Starbucks run.

It was 8:35 and I was sure I'd have to park out in the boonies, but I found a sweet perking space right by the building.

by Tim Vanderburg February 24, 2006