Protein Party

A party in which a group of men ejaculate on women.

Alternative way of saying "Bukkake"

"Sharon really enjoyed the protein party we threw for her last night"

by Jet March 05, 2004

free protein

A slang term for seminal fluid of the human species. Usually used in suggestive and/or sexual manners.

Scott: Want some free protein? ;)
Dave: No, that’s nasty thanks.

by FreeProtein November 01, 2020

protein muffin

After you shoot your load on a bitches clit, she insists you slurp your own cum out of her holes.

After Matt dropped his goo on Jen she insisted he lick her protein muffin

by muffinman 2233 October 03, 2008

protein bor

An Irish tiktok trend consisting of commenting “protein bor” under any video. Originally started by James Doyle, @jamesdoylefitness on tiktok, a popular Irish tiktoker known for reviewing protein bars. The spelling of protein bor comes from James' thick accent. Some say his accent is as thick as the thots he does deep squats for.

“Protein bor”

by Deep squats for thick thots July 19, 2022

protein powder

Often incorrectly labeled a "supplement" (negative connotation) by the popular media, protein powder is powdered food consisting mainly of the macronutrient protein. It is used by athletes and bodybuilders to more easily obtain high levels of daily protein intake, a condition advantageous toward muscle gain.

There are different kinds of protein powders, with whey protein being the most popular.

The bodybuilder mixed protein powder and creatine into a shake and then drank it.

by FooberFoober September 15, 2005

protein shake

semen or sperm

-Yo, she really took your protein shake?
-Hell yeah! She swallowed like a pro!

by ripR1 August 17, 2008

Protein Fart

The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.

Beware of anyone with protein farts.

John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.

by DeathTaco February 08, 2010