property tax

THEFT of property.

Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!

Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.

Fred: WTF?

Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.

Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

Government: Because you're my bitch.

by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011

the property of ones

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

in accordance to the prophecy.

Phrase that you mumble at the end of ever sentence to add that special exclamation point that is hard to dictate in verbal communication. Also helps with distancing yourself from other individuals. The phrase is particularly effective in work or office settings.

Boss: Can you send out a memo to our group about the new direction?

You: Sure, I will send that memo tomorrow...in accordance to the prophecy.

Boss: wtf?

by Lost Almost February 27, 2011

Intellectual Property

the excuse used by the MPAA and RIAA use to legitamize the claim that they should own the world.

"shit man, i was going to download those Mp3's, but i found out they are someone else's intellectual property"

by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

prophet posse

the old posse that included three 6 mafia and all the old members it is now Hypnotize Camp Posse

yo have you head that track orange mound from prophet posse? Its the shit!

by jahosafat July 7, 2006

eerily prophetic

strangely correct prediction of the future

Blair started a scandal about a teacher and a student based on her observations, to find out it was true at the end was eerily prophetic.

by k.hemmo1998 June 17, 2016

Hippity Hoppity Get off my property

The best way to discribe your hatred to anyone invading your life.

Or just ya know... Easter

Jane: steps too close
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property

Jane: goes to take my donuts
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property

by BigBoyScum.jpg September 16, 2018