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prongsaunts

Originally used to describe a guy who walks, or saunders, around in such a way, looking like every girl on the planet wants in his pants. These guys traditionally wear Hollister or A&E shirts, pre-frayed jeans, and/or "popped" collar polos.
The more "modern" usage is synonymous with "douchebag".
"Uh oh guys. Look what's coming."
(Guy in abercrombie shirt walks by, "strutting his stuff")
"...fucking prongsaunts!"
by Juste March 26, 2008
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Lance Pongstrong

When one partakes in the game of Beer Pong, but there is only one ball for a variety of reasons.
Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!

Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.
by woogoggles August 18, 2010
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Pronasticrate

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.
I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.
by Peter5821 February 5, 2009
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progsnobbery

The act of asserting one has superior musical taste because they prefer progressive rock of English and Canadian origin from the 1970s.
In a display of epic progsnobbery, Don insisted that King Crimson has made a far more valuable contribution to modern music than James Brown, Bob Marley and Johnny Cash combined.
by Mrs. two lumps December 14, 2016
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Prons Disease

A disease where you slowly grow shrooms on your cock and you start to transform into a mushroom yourself
Ay you heard that Chris has Prons Disease.
Isn't that were you get shrooms on your cock? Yea it is.
by MightyAman April 20, 2022
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Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.
I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
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pronger

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 21, 2008
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