Poominator

Poominator is someone who is as cool as The Terminator and Mart Poom the estonian number 1 goalkeeper!

I am the Poominator!! Watch out, it is the Poominator

by Wheatamus Prime January 12, 2009

Palminate

To have your ass kicked for looking at one's ass.

Jeff is gonna palminate you if you don't stop looking at my ass.

by SBtheRealDeal October 8, 2009

proximate

prox· i· mate | \ˈpräk-sə-mət \ 1) A person you mate with who is close to you by kinship or in some other way. 2) A person who mates with you on behalf of another, i.e. a proxy mate.

Jack: Hey, are you and your second cousin still fuck buddies?
John: No. She moved to California, but she sent me Jill as her proximate, and she's awesome.
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Mike Pence is Donald Trump's kochsucker proximate for the one percenters.

by Len Bakerloo December 22, 2018

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.

So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.

by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023

Rainbow Unicorn Promenade

A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.

It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.

Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.

I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!

by October VanDouchlehemier July 25, 2010

Promanade mall

A small shopping centre in the thornhill area where most asians think they know all about when they can't even pronounce it corectally.

asian kid: OH MY GOSH! wanna go to promaranian mall they just opened artitzia!

white kid: it's Promanade mall you loser and aritzia you probably can't even afford anything there.

by betting--on--alice March 19, 2009

Promenade

A type of drink, like Lemonade but made with Pomegranates.
The flesh of which is the same colour as your Liver because it's named after the Titan Prometheus who was punished by Zeus for stealing fire and his punishment was to be tied to a rock foe eternity (that's where the Granite comes from in Pomegranate) and Eagles were sent down to peck out his liver, therefore Pomegranate and the drink Promenade

Henry loved Promenade and thought it was nice and fizzy. Therefore he named his series of classical concerts after his favourite drink.

by DetailedSubset August 20, 2011