Procrastibate 

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead

I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9

Procrastibate by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020

Procrastibate 

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later

I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later

Procrastibate by Mcgravy March 11, 2015

procrastibate 

The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.

Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!

procrastibate by Seamus Thurgood Kitikakarshnagarkan March 3, 2008

Procrastibate 

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.

I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.

Procrastibate by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013

Procrastibate 

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.

Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.

Procrastibate by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012

Procrastibate 

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.

I'm not late, I procrastibate

Procrastibate by fraj23 March 3, 2012

Procrastibate 

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.

John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"

Procrastibate by TChao November 12, 2013