Pretard

noun: preteen retard

A stupid kid, ages 9-12 on xbox live or any other online gaming service. They swear a lot but don't know what the word they just said means 85% percent of the time. They scream like hell, think they are cool when really they are just douche bags. They NEVER shut up, especially in the halo pre and post games, during that time they are annoying as hell unless your a troll.

Believe it or not, i actually partied up with this one pretard who didn't even know how to boot me off his party.
(at pre-game)
pretard: HELLO FUCKERS WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!
regular gamer: hello
pretard: HELLO IMMA FUCK YOU ALL UP
troll: do you even know what fuck means you little pretard
gamer: tehee xD
pretard: YEA, YOUR MOM!

troll: *lolz* but what does fuck mean in the dictionary
pretard: *shuts up but starts screaming again later*
*during game*
pretard bertays everyone and the troll betrays him just to piss him off back
by MasterMeerkat November 29, 2009
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Pretard

(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.
I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.
by Blue Hornet November 27, 2005
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Pretard

A person who is both pretentious and retarded.
e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.
by Dr.Turtle August 16, 2011
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Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.
Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!
by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017
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pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world
My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.
by Aliza Amihude November 03, 2006
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pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.
Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.
by Dustin Boswell November 07, 2009
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When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.
Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.
by alrHB February 17, 2011
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