A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.
dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
by Dom Moon May 09, 2007
by joshmckeann69 September 30, 2019
by animetitfauker October 06, 2020
Preston from is in odinary boys, the popular english band. He is a tosser and a wanker and a asshole an basicaly a total fuck up. His band bacame more famous when he entered the celebrity big brother house and faked a relationship with then non-celebrity chantelle even though the skeeze was already engaged to another women. Chantelle lured him to her to win the public vote with there fake love, even though she was and still is already fake enough with her stupid blonde hair extenions and flase ditzy behaviour. They continued there reationship n r now engaged n chantelle is roumered to be pregnant despite the fact the stupid fools have only known each other for around 6 months (i thought id link pregnant for u idiots out there who are not sure of its meaning) . They are both idiots, preston is apparently fit but in my opinion he needs to sort his wardrobe out an has a pointy face. He is also extremly rude, as is chantelle they were rude to me and because of this i have come to the decision that they are total fuckups. ROCK ON ME. his music crap also.
by sydney rules dis world June 15, 2006
the death hole ov the universe nothin is there nothin happens there an no one likes each other there
by rachiz June 08, 2005
by Nefie February 16, 2022
He's the type of guy who, as soon as he finds someone, he immediately will fall for her. He instantly knows he has feelings for her, but might be too shy to tell her. He knows that no matter what would happen to her, he would do anything to help her. He is humorous and everything he says is funny. People who really would care for him won't notice his flaws, and most don't care for how he looks. All that any girl wants in him is his personality. He has everything that a girl would want from him, starting with the kindness from his heart.
by luke_i_am_ur_father September 26, 2018