A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.
Robert Novak's latest column supporting this administration's criminal policies show that he is nothing more than a presstitute.
by Nicholas Sasson February 10, 2006
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Get the prostitutes mug.Andrea Mitchell is a presstitute, lacking in skill, compensating with shrill.
The inane presstitutes sat in the sofa flashing legs and boobs, trying to sound important, but all amounted to the usual empty-headed blabbering.
The inane presstitutes sat in the sofa flashing legs and boobs, trying to sound important, but all amounted to the usual empty-headed blabbering.
by the shonny May 10, 2017
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Person 1: WOAH! Have you been listening to Salty Nemesis and the Prostitutes lately!?
Person 2: No, they suck. They'd be so much better if the prostitutes were shirtless and whoring on the streets.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: No, they suck. They'd be so much better if the prostitutes were shirtless and whoring on the streets.
Person 1: ...
by FourKicks July 24, 2011
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Get the prostitutes mug.The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.
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Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,
all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
we invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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